Goodies For Goofballs
Featured Products
It is really that simple.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
Let the world know you're thirsty.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
A rallying cry for the people. Now in button form.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Wipe the dust or any dirt off gently with a clean, dry cloth.
For silly gooses,
by silly gooses
Court Jester Supply Co. is for the class clowns, the amateur comedians, the troublemakers, and the strange ones. Here, we don’t take ourselves too seriously, but we care very deeply about one another.
We are a husband and wife duo who combined our chronically online tendencies with our love for TV, movies, sports, music, and silliness to create irreverent supplies for the court jester in your life.
We are rooted in Portland, Oregon, and Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, combining our devotion to the freaks & weirdos with our commitment to brotherly love.
We are queer and stand by our trans siblings’ right to live freely & grow old. We are staunchly anti-racist, pro-choice, pro-immigration, anti-AI, and pro-Palestine. We believe in the right to life & autonomy for all colonized peoples.